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Endless summer shiz…
Esmé / 21/08/2023
Lifestyle
Switzerland

Endless summer shiz…

“Satan called, he wants his weather back”. Unknown hot person If you’re anything like me and want to get cost-per-wear out of your clothing, then this is the time to squeeze every cent or penny…

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Self-Created Black History Month…
Esmé / 27/09/2021
Lifestyle
Switzerland

Self-Created Black History Month…

Black History month exists because of erasure but I would rather celebrate in a month that isn’t the coldest of the year! Portmanteau Esmé What kind of person walks into an art show, doesn’t look…

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Some light shiz …
Esmé / 01/09/2021
Lifestyle
Switzerland

Some light shiz …

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball My brain needs a lot of light. It just does. Which is why I am going to…

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Risky Business …
Esmé / 19/03/2021
Lifestyle
Switzerland.

Risky Business …

A hooker once told me she had a headache. Rodney Dangerfield So, a funny thing happened to me whilst I was driving on the clean streets of Zurich. It wasn’t ‘funny-haha’. Actually, more than anything,…

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Same shiz, different week…
Esmé / 25/02/2021
Lifestyle
Switzerland.

Same shiz, different week…

“It’s called the The Rat-race for a reason; it’s a filthy, sweaty, and sometimes, stinky run around the track.” Portmanteau Esmé It’s easy to tell we’ve been in various stages of lockdown for almost a…

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New shiz and other things…
Esmé / 21/01/2021
Lifestyle
Switzerland.

New shiz and other things…

“Surgeon: A man who’s always out for his cut”. anonymous Towards the end of last year, I had a tricky surgery which opened up (no pun intended) a whole new understanding of myself and mankind…

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