Endless summer shiz…
“Satan called, he wants his weather back”. Unknown hot person If you’re anything like me and want to get cost-per-wear out of your clothing, then this is the time to squeeze every cent or penny…
View Post“Satan called, he wants his weather back”. Unknown hot person If you’re anything like me and want to get cost-per-wear out of your clothing, then this is the time to squeeze every cent or penny…
View PostBlack History month exists because of erasure but I would rather celebrate in a month that isn’t the coldest of the year! Portmanteau Esmé What kind of person walks into an art show, doesn’t look…
View PostThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball My brain needs a lot of light. It just does. Which is why I am going to…
View PostA hooker once told me she had a headache. Rodney Dangerfield So, a funny thing happened to me whilst I was driving on the clean streets of Zurich. It wasn’t ‘funny-haha’. Actually, more than anything,…
View Post“It’s called the The Rat-race for a reason; it’s a filthy, sweaty, and sometimes, stinky run around the track.” Portmanteau Esmé It’s easy to tell we’ve been in various stages of lockdown for almost a…
View Post“Surgeon: A man who’s always out for his cut”. anonymous Towards the end of last year, I had a tricky surgery which opened up (no pun intended) a whole new understanding of myself and mankind…
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